...people are now calling me Redbull.
It's entertaining, but let's take a look at the facts:
Exhibit A:
This is a can of Red Bull energy drink. Not only does it NOT give you wings, but it is too small to give you enough energy to last through the day.
Exhibit B:
A Black Bull.
Proud, fierce, dominant, strong, relentless.
A tough animal to break down.
Yet, is also one-tracked, angry at the sight of a taunt or competition, and once it moves, there's no turning back.
MAJOR FUCKING DIFFERENCE!
So, just like I respect your names, respect mine. There's a reason why I chose BlackBull, as it represents who I am and what I represent.
Redbull is an inanmiate beverage. I am NOT an inanimate beverage.
Respect bitches.
The end.