9 (Almost) Completely useless facts

[Ian Smith]

Sometimes, trivial information can be entertaining, even when it won't help you in life.

1) In 10 minutes, a hurricane produces more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

2) On average, 100 people die a year by choking on a ball-point pen. (Besides the fact that your pen is disgustingly dirty, you could choke! Don't put it in your mouth)

3) 90% of NYC cab-drivers are recent immigrants. (How the fuck do they know where they are going? And no wonder they drive like maniacs)

4) Over 35% of all the personal ads looking for some sugar-lovin are people who are still married and have no intention of getting a divorce.

5) Only one in two billion people will live to the age of 116 or more.

6) You can walk a cow up the stairs, but it is impossible for the cow to walk back down them. (We were going to do this for a senior prank, but bitched out )

7) The average woman blinks about twice as much as the average man. (WTF YOU BLINKIN FO' BITCH!?!)

8) A snail can sleep for up to three years before needing to wake back up and feed/reproduce. (Talk about bad time management)

9) The average lifespan of a Major League Baseball is a whopping 7 pitches.