Fake girlfriend

[ruuyzaki]

haha ok before i tell you my story let me just tell you this

i didnt pay her lol
we are just really good friends
and im kinda mad at the party chick

ok so a friend and i decide it would be funny as hell if we went out because we are such good friends and no one would expect it

and the rules were we were to be over dramatic and call each other by nick names only.

and its amazing how all the girls are jelous of her.

i was messaged by one girl.

hb:wtf
me:woah no need to curse. whats up?
hb: how could you go out with her?
me: how couldnt i.
hb: what about me
me:what about you (low blow)
hb:i thought you loved me
me:you can catch me on the rebound.
hb: fine its a deal.


i was fucking amazed.

i was just doing it for shits and giggles and i am getting girls jelous.

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HAHHAHHAAH
good responses to her, great stuff.

Girls want what they can't have, remember that.

[ruuyzaki]

haha today at lunch me and my fake gf made a big scene and she slapped me and scream "we're over."

it was all scripted but here is a other convo with a girl that saw what happen

hb: omg are you ok.
me: no im heartbroken, my girlfriend of one day has just broken up with (sarcasm)
hb: oh, what did you do?
me:me? so its my fault that we broke up? (sarcasm)
hb: i didnt mean it like that.
me: sure you didnt
hb: so what happen.
me:well.... i slapped her ass and told her she was going to fast for me.
hb:* giggles*
me: happy now. im gonna go cry good bye.
hb: no wait.

oh this fake gf was such a funny idea.

[tonatiuh8]

I ShOULD TotAllY try THAt

Wait I remember i did this ones and it totally backfire on me. My best friend did actually like me at the time that i told her that we should go out just for laughs, and it all when down hill from there. Well i didnt know she like me so it wasnt my fault. There is always a second time for everthing

[ruuyzaki]

haha. well the fake GF work pretty good for me you just have to make sure that they dont like you at all.