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06-21-2008
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Bruce Lee v Chuck Norris!!
Well, this is actually a movie. Who would win in real life? They say that Chuck Norris can beat anyone. That Chuck Norris doesn't read, he stares at a book until the book tells him the information. That when Chuck Norris does a Push-up, he is not lifting himself up, he is pushing the earth down. Etc, etc. But I still think Bruce Lee would kick his ass so quick. Enjoy this movie!
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06-21-2008
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a super movie...
i think norris was the current world karate champion at this time....
and lee, well ... an arse kicker of the highest order, and he held a belief that forearms like 'iron bars' was at the base of his physical power...
Norris gets schooled!!
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06-21-2008
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Chuck norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
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06-21-2008
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type this phrase into google...
chuck norris, search
and check out the response....
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06-21-2008
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Hahah oh man
The cat. So epic.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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06-22-2008
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My favorites: Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... He waits.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get brain freezes. When he drinks a slushee, they know better.
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Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
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06-23-2008
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Haha
Chuck Norris counted to Infinity twice
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06-23-2008
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Before going to bed, the Boogyman checks in his closet for Chuck Norris.
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06-24-2008
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a nightlight.
The Night has a Chuck Norrislight.
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So speaks the Emperor.
Breath Deep, Fly High.
"Of course you can't become if you only say what you would have done." - LEN
"The universe is change; our life is what our thoughts make it." - Marcus Aurelius Antonius
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06-26-2008
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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06-26-2008
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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06-26-2008
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Dear lord, Nova. Those are wonderful. Makes me wish I still played WoW, just so I could drop those nuggets of fried gold into barren's chat.
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So speaks the Emperor.
Breath Deep, Fly High.
"Of course you can't become if you only say what you would have done." - LEN
"The universe is change; our life is what our thoughts make it." - Marcus Aurelius Antonius
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06-26-2008
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Barren's chat- engage... Shit that was annoying...
In other Chuck Norris News-
There is no such thing as evolution. There is only a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Love, Charity, and Esteem.
We are the Knights of a higher life. We are no longer the redundant scum that picks up girls at bars and parties. We are the elite that meet people and the girls see the value of our existance. This is more than just a DHV, but an extreme higher value appearance that shows that our lives are worth more than others. We are the better choice and our defined lifestyle demonstrates this. It is known by all who meet us. We are the new lifestyle of today.
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06-26-2008
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hey, if they come back with celebrity death match again we may just find out.
in more chuck norris news:
The Vatican disproved Darwinism this week after successfully arguing that if Darwinism did exist then Chuck Norris would be the only living being left alive on earth
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
and most importantly
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Last edited by Bob; 06-26-2008 at 08:34 PM.
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06-28-2008
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. haha.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. - Epic.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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