Ah Beng joke

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I got this joke from a friend earlier when we were hanging out. Sort of a stereotypical joke, but i thought i ought to share it with y'all. For all of you who don't know what's an "ah beng", click here.



Ah Beng migrated to America, and wanted to start a career. He decided to try painting. Not for art galleries, but the usual painting.

So he started out at the nearest town.
He went up to the first house and rang the bell.

The owner of the house, Mr. J, a seemingly rich Caucasian answered the door and saw Ah Beng, who had his widest smile on.

Ah Beng : Herrow sir, i would paint ANYTHING for you, just for 50 bucks.

Mr. J : (*thinking to himself* Hmm... not a bad deal) Okay, i tell you what. You can paint my porch. If you do a good job, i'll throw in another 10 bucks.

Ah Beng: No problem sir!

As Ah Beng went off to get paint and brushes for his job, Mr. J was smiling to himself, because his porch goes all the way around his very huge house. He thought he got a really good deal.

Two hours later, the door bell rang. Mr. J went to the door and saw Ah Beng standing there, looking all tired and sweaty.

Ah Beng : Herrow sir. Job done. I had left over paint, so i painted it twice with two sets of coat.

Mr. J : Wow. In just two hours? Okay, here's your 50 dollars, and another 10 for getting the job done so quick.

Ah Beng : Thank you very much, sir. (Took the money)

As Ah Beng was about to walk away, he turned around and said:

Ah Beng : By the way, sir. That wasn't a Porch (Porsche). It was a Ferrari.