lol NickH.
It's pretty use, dude. First, find a domain that you'd like for your website.
For instance, our domain is
www.pualifestyle.com. There are plenty of services to buy domains and check which ones are available. Just google 'buy domains'... or just try my favorites
www.godaddy.com or
www.dreamhost.com.
Then you ought to choose a template. This can be the complicated part... as you want your site to reflect exactly what you want. So I would STRONGLY suggest you first draw a map of what you want your site to look like. Don't just imagine it. Then if you can find the 'perfect' layout, just go with any and you'll improve as you go along.
Setting up a template can also be tricky because of WHERE TO DO IT! I remember struggling with this for days! But if you are patient enough to read the tutorials (or simply call customer service) it should be a pancake.
When you design your template... really think about what your website for... if you'll be putting ads, or selling products and the like.
But yeah, bro. I'll do it if you pay me
P.S. Strongly suggest you buy a book or read an online tutorial on websites. It'll make your life a whole lot easier.