Im going to keep this short and funny because I am supposed to be writing a paper for school right now....haha this happened last weekend so I am leaving out a lot of detail and getting right to it.
My birthday was the previous night and one of my fraternity brothers is tonights...so he throws a bash at his house so I naturally roll with two girls that I bring with me everywhere, my wing is no longer in the picture at the moment because hes a selfish douchebag. But thats another story that doesnt need to be told. Anyway we arrive a little earlier than others so we kick start the festivities with a little beer pong and drinking games. We are playing some game with cards when another fraternity brother walks in followed by 10 sorority girls
. Being respectful to the game I stayed where I was but invited him to join in and naturally a few of the girls proceeded. I made room, they sat...we drank...talked...shot the shit....flirted...blah blah blah. I was sure I was on my way to a happy ending....
Once a few rounds of the cards were over...I got up to socialize with everyone else who arrived and the girls stayed at the table drinking for the next hour or so
. I made my way back and forth in between that time drinking as well, but I limited myself to 6 beers because I was driving, but I noticed that she was getting more saucy each time I stopped by. So she goes upstairs with a few friends and I dont see her for almost a half hour so I assumed she left and I was fucked for the night. She reappears and the girls said they were making sure they had a ride home, checking their makeup...blah blah...so we start playing kings and that involves a lot more drinking...
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Towards the end of the night everyone goes out for a smoke break at the front door and I was leaning on the door. She walks by pressing her ass on my junk, holds in there for a few seconds, says a few words and takes a few steps away. Right then and there I figured it was a sure thing. I move over to let somebody inside and I guess she went to go lean on the door, but her being pretty drunk didnt notice that it wasnt closed all the way and falls right through it. At that moment I knew my night was over...they left...I went in an got made sure whatever buzz I had was gone and I left home
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SHE FELL THROUGH THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!!
FR: It was going well until she...
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