Christmas and Book Stores

[ruuyzaki]

i have taken so much from the community so i think its time to give back.

so i am trying to get over my AA .


and while at a book store. searching through the psyche section and the philosophy section i see some babes and a UG

i was like what the hell.

Me: quick "idiots guide" or "for dummies"
group: for dummies wait idiots guide.
me: im offended i dont think im an idiot or a dummy. (sarcasm)
group:haha
me:i got to get this.. (phone rings)
Girl calling me: hey i got you a christmas present... blah blah blah.


me: (after hanging up) damn it.
group: what
me: im not good at christmas presents
Group: get them a psyche book
me:weirdo i dont give psyche book to girls as presents
group:haha oh whoops i thought it was a guy
me:not helping....
group:give her roses
me:thats so cliche
group:no its romantic
me: sure it is.... i got to go. adios
(had to leave or i would have no ride home.)


i didnt number close them because they werent that pretty and i didnt want to see them again.

but i did think because its christmas you can use shopping as a good opener.

[Nova]

Oh yeah man. This is a classic day opener. Usually it's with "my 13 year old niece's birthday" or something like that instead of Christmas, but asking girls about presents is always a great way to open a set. You did a good job and probably could have closed one or all of them if you had more time. Nice work man

[ruuyzaki]

im glad i went out today because i got a total smackdown on friday

i am going to use the christmas one next time im at the mall.