
03-12-2008
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Location: Brisbane - Australia
Age: 22
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Winston Churchill- Ultimate C&F
I have not seen, for a while.. nay never seen cocky funny retorts and quips like those that escaped the lips of Winstin Churchill. For your benefit and mine I'll copy a few in here for those priviledged enough to come across them..
Winstons HB: "Winston, your drunk!
Churchill: "Bessie, your ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober
Winston: I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Winstons HB: 'Mr Churchill, if you were my husband i would put poison in your drink'
Churchil: Madame, if you were my wife... I would drink it!
Winston: My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Winston: The problems of victory are more agreeable than the problems of defeat, but they are no less difficult.
Winston: Democracy is the worst form of government except for all those others that have been tried.
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I'm burning through the skies Yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mr Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic women of you!
'Hey hands off, havent you heard of personnal space?'
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