Yeah, club FR. Pretty funny.
Hey dudes, first post, so hell yeah.
Pretty new to the PU, but loving it. Half way through Mehow's GTG audio book, so I thought I would go test the shit out a bit. I've read other stuff too of course. I used lots of lines, cause i'm not natural.... yet, motherfucker...
Started drinking at 4, so when the club got pumping at around 10, I was pretty gone. No worries though, I see a group of chicks with a friend of mine. I start talking to my friend, and this girl interrupts. Obvious neg, then start talking to her. It went a bit like this:
Her: (Interrupt)
Me: Yeah righto love! We are trying to have a conversation here! (Playful)
Her: Well I was just talking! sorry!
Me: All good, just don't do it again! JOOOOOOKE! Hey i like your hair btw, but i think it would look better up...
Her: Yeah, I have it up sometimes but blah blah fucking blah (Touches my chest for some reason)
Me: Woah! What is this? I'm like a walking, talking strip club okay, so if you wanna touch me, you gotta pay for it!
Her: HAHA your so funny!!
Me: Yeah, well ill be the one laughing when your coughing up a hundred bucks!
(touches me again, while laughing)
Me: Hey, show me your hand for a sec.
(shes passes it to me like a good girl)
Me:Ah, very interesting.
(drop hand)
Her: Oh, can you palm read?!?!
Me: Yeah, can't everyone!?!?
Her: hahaha i can't!
(She gives me her hand)
Me: Haha, LOSER!!! (point to some random line) You see this line her? It means.... you're a retard! (Throw hand away)
Her: Shut up! You're so mean!!! (Hits me)
Me: That's it!! I don't have to tolerate this shit from you! I'm going out side to talk to girls that don't hit me!
I knew she would follow me, so that's why I took the risk of leaving her. She was coming after me, but her FUCKHEAD of a friend stopped her. (HBFH). I acted all cool though, and later that night I saw her outside. Some guy had her arm around her waist. And wasn't letting it go. I was gonna remind him about kino escalation and takeaway and all that, but then remembered that not everyone knows about PU. I was a bit scared of the guy if i took "his" girl, but i told AA to fuck off, and decided to go for it.
She looked uncomfortable, so I approached her and she was happy to see me.
Me: I gotta go in a sec, but check this out. The other day I learnt how to read minds.
Her: haha, whatever!!!
Me: No seriously. Pick a number from 1,2, -click finger- 4. Don't say it! Just think of it. Visualize it... visualize it..... 3!
Luckily I picked it. It was the best reactive I had ever got.
Her: OMG!!! THAT'S CRAZY!!!! HAHA YOU'RE SO COOOOOOL!!
Me: Yeah what can I say. I think i have a connection with you! You're so cute! I just wanna like... adopt you or something!! haha, hey, if you could have any superpower at all, what would you have?
Her: Ummmm, invisibility.
Me: Geez! Weak! You must have low self esteem, 'cause you don't want people to see you. BORING! (playful of course)
(I turn away, and start drinking my drink and pretending I just got a text)
Her: No, no don't be meeaannn!!!!
Me: haha i'm not. Pick another one.... a good one.
Her: Ummm flying?
Me: Hell yeah, that's what I would pick. Then you and me could fly to France and live together!! Eat cheese and wine on top of the Eiffel Tower, and you could do all the washing and cooking!
Her: That's not fair!
Me: Well someones got to fucking do it!!
I continued with roleplay, and when we were talking she wanted to kiss me. So I put my mouth near hers when we were talking, and then pulled back. I teased her in this way about 3 times. She loved it.
She said we should dance. Frames and loop theory fireworks were going crazy in my brain.
Me: yeah maybe later. Gee, your so demanding. You and me would soooo not work out...
Five minutes later, I told her that we are dancing. We went inside and danced. Our lips touched and we were about to kiss, then guess who pulls her away. You guessed it, HBFH. I pretend it's no big deal, and keep dancing with my other friends who were with me. I tell my mate that she has to get in with HBFH. Luckily, my mate will take anything, so he approaches her, starts dancing with her, and hell yeah, it worked. The chick came back to me, and we made out for like half an hour straight. With half a minute gaps in between to dance and look like we weren't actually fucking each other on the dance floor. I did all the kino shit, touched her in all the sensitive spots, then went to her tits. She loved it. Of course i didn't hold my hand there very long, but kept moving, then went back there. She had her hand up my shirt, and on my crouch. ANYWAY HBFH wanted to leave, so she forced her number on me, and they peeled. Success motherfucker.
All in all a good night. I wont see her again cause she has red hair, and is only about a 6.5. Good practice though.
Oh, i forgot to say that throughout the PU I did all this roleplaying shit about her and me getting married and then divorced again and again throughout the night. So sometimes instead of turning away as a IOD or talking to a mate, I just told her we were divorced, and she tried to qualify to be 'married' again.
Sorry that this puppys so long, but tell me what you think...
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